So uhhh got promoted yesterday


2019 already 2 hot 2 handle. Lovin my life, lovin my wife, lesgeddit

Are you actually married or is the wife thing a meme
Anonymous

Full on married, pal

Oi lads, check out my pal Bill’s video about Pikmin. This lad LOVES Pikmin.

Startin 2019 happy as i’ve ever been! Watching Planet Earth with the wife, we LOVE the little critters and cuddly animals, lads.

I deserve this happiness, i really do. No one said I didn’t, but it’s nice to remind myself.


Stay safe everyone 💪🏻

you HAD your gemini season, your time is DONE! this is OUR time!
Anonymous

That’s my secret, Cap… it’s always Gemini Season™

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Just in case anyone thought 2019 would be any different!

Merry Holidays one and all!

2018 has been wonderful as it has been Gemini Season from start to finish! A great success for me personally as a narcissist and an egotist, I have continued to push the boundaries of what it means to be flagrant.

I have placed my depression in a Texas Cloverleaf Submission hold and regenerated all my depleted cells to ascend once more into the Faerie King I was born to be.

On a more serious note, I would like to thank all my pals forthe support, thank myself for putting the work in finally and my family for their unwavering support.

Lastly, I’d like to thank my wife. I am so unbelievably happy to love and be loved so thoroughly. The fact that we met through writing is EXACTLY the corny, on-brand shit I live for.

2018 was stupid good, I won and will continue to win because I have the best pals, best family and the most supportive wife.

I deserve this 💪🏻 And it’s absolutely my pleasure to say it. Love you guys, see ya!

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Needed to retrieve an ancient meme from my drafts so while I’m here have some more astrological wisdom

So uh yeah this app’s p dead now, hit me up on twitter at kidbritain or on instagram as gravimetric_pulse


I’d also like to inform everyone that I’m in love, and I feel real optimistic about my future.

It has been a battle! I hope you find what youre all looking for.

Your friend as always - Garold

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Good morning from your favourite astrologist(me)

Do I know anything of note about astrology? No! Will I stop? Absolutely not!

I’m loud and ignorant - it’s still Gemini season!!