So uhhh got promoted yesterday
2019 already 2 hot 2 handle. Lovin my life, lovin my wife, lesgeddit
Startin 2019 happy as i’ve ever been! Watching Planet Earth with the wife, we LOVE the little critters and cuddly animals, lads.
I deserve this happiness, i really do. No one said I didn’t, but it’s nice to remind myself.
Stay safe everyone 💪🏻
That’s my secret, Cap… it’s always Gemini Season™
Merry Holidays one and all!
2018 has been wonderful as it has been Gemini Season from start to finish! A great success for me personally as a narcissist and an egotist, I have continued to push the boundaries of what it means to be flagrant.
I have placed my depression in a Texas Cloverleaf Submission hold and regenerated all my depleted cells to ascend once more into the Faerie King I was born to be.
On a more serious note, I would like to thank all my pals forthe support, thank myself for putting the work in finally and my family for their unwavering support.
Lastly, I’d like to thank my wife. I am so unbelievably happy to love and be loved so thoroughly. The fact that we met through writing is EXACTLY the corny, on-brand shit I live for.
2018 was stupid good, I won and will continue to win because I have the best pals, best family and the most supportive wife.
I deserve this 💪🏻 And it’s absolutely my pleasure to say it. Love you guys, see ya!

Needed to retrieve an ancient meme from my drafts so while I’m here have some more astrological wisdom