I just fell asleep for like a second and i could have sworn someone was in my room i cant believe the aliens are finally here to take me back to the space prison from which i lurched forth =/

Honestly im just here to make mature and comprehensive postings =]

Sike its me Yung Former Catholic Schoolboy aka Slippy No Sex aka Not Until Marriage Tha Kidd aka “I’d Rather Not Darling” 

psa

guccimanemixtape:

don’t text lexis so she has to pay attention to only me

DASH PLEASE RESPOND TO MY LATEST SEXT I JUST PUT THE ICE CREAM ON MY JENKINS AND IM READY TO TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

>tfw the haus music ist gut

Brock Lesnar is a pop princess

friendzonked:

I’M HAVIGN A HEART ATTASCJ

Everyone is always asking me “Gary, when are you going to return to the rap game?” Well here’s my official response:

MY WRIST ON SCHWARZENEGGER - IT JINGLE ALL THE WAY,

LOVE MY GRANDMA, HUG HER EVERY FUCKIN DAY,

MY BUDDY PULL THE LOUD PACK - LOOKS LIKE A HEDGE,

I SAID NO THANK YOU CLARENCE, I’M STRAIGHT EDGE,

THEY SAID “GARY YOU AND RAP IS LIKES BIRDS OF A FEATHER,

WHEN YOU COMIN BACK?” BOY SHIT! Never.

I dont have any moments where >tfw no gf because i just buy ice cream and put my dick in that

I played a game as Legion Commander that was so average critics are calling it “definitely a win i guess”