Faith No More - Midlife Crisis
Hope no one steals my phone because the only thing i keep on it besides music is an archived conversation between me and jim Richwhitelesbian (RIP) that spans 2 years and its just really tame insults being thrown in both directions and penis jokes and memes.
Back when jim had iphone…. rip…
two of my friends at work decided to send wor lass a picture of them pulling faces with the message “hello we work with gary congratulations” or something but his phone cocked up and sent the picture multiples times apparently and they’re actually grown children and I’m their adopted work-dad its a hard life
Cant believe i’ve gone soft
This isnt a penis joke btw i definitely could believe i’d gone soft in that department I havent had an erection since Like Clockwork dropped that was my last erection