May 2013
Anonymous asked: do you still rap?
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Its hard living in a world without John Cena
Anonymous asked: Xbox one is the worst thing ever I can't believe it's 2013 which is quite awhile into xbox's life and they're still doing this "same awful shit, better graphics" thing.
Give me Halo Wars 2 or retire the Franchise god damn it
None of the cars in Forza are as fast as Sonic smh
Motions control how the Xbox One moves through menus so if you masturbate too vigorously in view of the sensor you red-ring the console
FIFA graphics so real you can see the racism in John Terry’s face
Give me a FIFA game where i can use kinect to be an absolute cock as the goalkeeper and try stupid dives and i’ll buy your console
Microsoft and Sony have switched places and Sony have thought “damn maybe we should focus on games this time” “yeah, we need to step it up”
Microsoft have gone “IM SHITTING! IM SHITTING ALL OVER MY HANDS. ITS IN MY EYES! THIS IS THE EQUINOX!”
Just like the ps3 we’re going to show you how amazing the console itself is then idk you can wait 2 years for a good game lol swag I’m cashin out maybe Uncharted or something, bye!
Xbox one is teaming up with EA so you get EVEN MADDER at FIFA in real time in new dynamic ways. Use gestures with kinect to strangle that bastard because he was clearly fucking offside the ref is blind?!
Dreamcast!
Dreamcast!
Dreamcast!
The Xbox One will SUCK YOU UP!
Games? uuh… fuck uhh…
It’ll… SUCK YOU UP!?
I can’t wait for nintendo to make the mini Xbox lite XL
I wish it was as easy to turn my wife on as it was to turn on the new and exciting Xbox One *begins to sob*
peyoteblunt:
nostalgiaultra:
I hope they don’t do a ps3 year one and have zero titles to take advantage of any of the new shit they implement
nah dude if u check the game informer issue on the ps4 it’s actually shaping up to be pretty raw
No i meant what the ps3 did they literally brought out a console that was a bluray player for the first year
ps4 looks good
I hope they don’t do a ps3 year one and have zero titles to take advantage of any of the new shit they implement
I’m so happy Cannonball and Sunspot got asked to join The Avengers
Anonymous asked: best place to start with fantastic four?
Can’t believe the servers of a game are down for scheduled maintenance its almost as if they’re trying to fix things and improve stuff
those bastards
Anonymous asked: What's the best X-Men story arc to read for some hot gambit action, also what are your favorite Iron Man trades?
Microsoft getting ready to outlaw pre-owned games and say “We hate poor people, fuck the poor people” They also went on to say “Please use kinect somebody, for the love of god use kinect, we’ll suck your dick”
New Xbox reveal confirms that microsoft hate their customers and want to shit on our eyes
Hey David Cameron!
Conservative… THIS!
*spreads cheeks*
I been awake 2 hours and i already made 12 terrible joke posts and a read more about menstrual blood you gotta really wonder where my life is headed
Bob_the_Builder_Pulls_a_Tool_Out_on_a_Civilian.mp4
I will die for straight edge but don’t tell my dad
Hit you with the triumphant stroke of my ancestors
Apparently no one wants to finance my new videogame
Krunkflex: Return of Tha Krunk
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Please tag your maths equations with “Gore” i don’t want to do maths ever
“but we do maths every day, Gary! Just look around you!”
Yeah get back on the Magic Schoolbus and do one buddy
if you see a read more by me its a wall of text that’s why its in a read more so don’t click it if you don’t wanna read
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dogsinmethlabs replied to your post: That post that compares menstrual blood…
mayonnaise is great shhh
Guess what time it is, Kitty?!?!?
WRONG OCLOCK
bontakunkeion:
Ever catch a glimpse of yourself topless and just think, wow. Wowee.
Downloaded this hip new music its called “Rock” can’t wait to tell my bowling pals
[[MORE]]That post that compares menstrual blood attitudes to attitudes to semen is pretty strange. Its no secret that attitudes to periods and all things affiliated are pretty bad and we should be mature enough to not be grossed out by them and accept that its just natural bodily functions. But comparing menstrual blood to semen?
Both are very different bodily fluids/products with different...
Lofter is okay but there’s loads of posts on my dashboard from blogs i don’t follow or care about is there any way to turn that off cause its just pictures of boats and i don’t like the sea to be frank
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georgai replied to your post: As someone who is closer (technically) to being a…
gary!!!
What do you want?
As someone who is closer (technically) to being a doctor than most people I can tell you that I would definitely be able to fly if i got a big enough run up
georgai:
NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT ANIME MAKES THIS DIFFICULT SOMETIMES
The one with the silly hair wins
that’s literally all you need to know
You know when you see a post so fundamentally stupid and you wanna make a post about it but you know it aint worth getting into an argument over so you make a post like this?
Damn tru
grimelords:
fuck british comedians for suffixing every joke with something like ‘see that joke doesn’t work up in cardiff-upon-stratfordtine because, haha, well you know how they are!’
Guess those jokes don’t work overseas haha you know how you guys are!
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nyozeka replied to your post: We live in a time where anyone can see my face…
you know that thing i need you to do i think it’s in like code red i need it done I’m going CRAZY
*secret agent voice* Okily dokily diddly neighbourino!
….diddly!
